It’s taken me a long time to realise that facts mean very little to me – even longer to admit it. With so much instant access to info, we’re supposed to check and double-check everything before it comes out of our mouths and fingertips. But they’re so boring. God, I hate them. It’s one of [...]

What’s all the fuss about weddings? Why are they supposed to be so stressful? There’s no doubt they add to your day-to-day workload and paperwork (especially if one of you is American) but it’s really just calls and emails and admin. More than you would make in a normal day, slightly surreal in that they [...]

I’ve been dipping in and out of Celebrity Big Brother. So flay me. You have been too. After the first ep (in which we bemoan fact that no one is a celebrity) the idea that these people are here of their own free will becomes endlessly fascinating.

I don’t know my fiancé’s phone number. Or my sister’s. Or anyone in the London Comedy Improv. I used to be fine with that, because it’s all in my phone. I know my Mum’s landline, but not her mobile and for everything else, I bow to technology. But recently, it’s been scaring me; things are [...]

I watched all the telly over Christmas. I hate that they cram all the telly – good and dreadful, but all of it – into December. In December you have loads of other things to do and people to hang out with: it’s January when you need the telly. No-one has any money and it’s [...]