Is it 1952? No? Then why is it still supposed to be funny when a woman swears, or a granny talks about sex, or a child “rocks out”? I’m peeved. People roll around at School of Rock. Actually ROTFL, like the abbreviating bastards they are.

Rage At Harmless People is a phenomenon spotted and named by Tiernan Douieb. It was being performed at the time of naming by me and (to a much more skillful extent) Michael Legge. But you have done it too, and if you haven’t. you are a lying weirdo. You weirdo.

We’re not married; I don’t tell you everything, you know. So, I got that part I probably didn’t tell you about. It didn’t seem important at the time. But at the end of the week, I’m off to Birmingham to do one of those guest leads in Doctors that everyone else seems to have done [...]

Happy Friday the 13th! What are you afraid of? It’s exactly the same as any other day, just maybe a little more thirteeny. As far as I’m concerned, that’s lucky. I broke a mirror a couple of weeks ago, still within the 7 year period of having broken another. So I have to ignore all [...]

Oh no! I’m a girl! I forgot. I’m reminded of it  around this time every year, because I decide I want to go dress shopping. Avoider of band-wagons though I try to be, when everyone else gets excited about LBDs and sparkly things, it’s just too much fun not to hop on.