After the flurry of activity at the weekend and then the renewed porn star accusations (thanks, Twitter), today has seemed comparatively uneventful. I’m sure a really, really uneventful day will come along to top it (bottom it?), but for now, this has been the calmest day in a while. Except that I have to run [...]

People often ask me why I have so many “not the porn star” disclaimers. Well, here’s why. It seems that – when I was in a gymslip at the Convent of Mercy, Kinsale – there was a lady in the US who chose the name Tara Flynn as her nom de porn. She probably wore [...]

So, I’m engaged. To be married. I will be someone’s wife, and should probably be learning how to bake buns and tell people not to go to the pub (I am thinking of the right thing, aren’t I)? Thanks to everyone for their brilliant calls and messages and emails suggesting this is not the worst [...]

Movies! They’re great. Well, some of them are shit but those make the great ones even more great. My Freeview+ machine box is full of things I haven’t seen but might like to. I need to delete them, but I can’t. They are movies, and must be watched in order to exist. Like comedians. When [...]

I have very few vices left with this bleedin’ marathon. Low sugar, low alcohol, low fun. So, having given up coffee 18 months ago, a little drop of the black stuff has crept back in during the summer. It’s like crack to me now; I’d mug you for a medium soya latte.